We’ve all seen them, and I know that I’m not the only one to make a post like this (or even a website), but here are some choice spam subject lines I’ve seen recently in my inbox:
- do vampire my moist
(creepy yet almost poetic despite being grammatically incorrect) - malaria and toothaches
(good band name) - tattered hole puncher
(can be read a couple of different ways, none good) - just fuck and don’t think about anything else
(to the point) - and a broken leg with scabies
(seriously, who’s gonna click on this?) - best-selling chestnut
(it’s about time!) - as saxifrage is destined
(I had to look up saxifrage) - eurarsian paper napkin
(so much better than the North American variety)
Seen any good ones in your inbox lately?