A few more titles from recently-received spam that were just too rich to delete without sharing (although most of you have, no doubt, seen these in your own inbox, or at least your spam filter has):
- FREE PORNO
(This spammer needs tips on how to outwit the spam filters, although I was momentarily intrigued.) - homogenous whichever fest
(This could actually describe some festivals, or humanity at large — we’re all the same, yet oh so different, or some bunk like that) - Message Subject
(No! Really?) - torpedo and luge
(Sounds like a bad buddy-cop flick.) - we will educate you on refiancing,afemkvelmqvbverqb
(But not on spelling.) - evil
(There’s no way I’m opening that.) - HORSE
(This either.) - It has a sweet taste, but is still dry (if that makes sense)
(Yes. Yes it does.) - Re: My Beep
(There used to be a breakfast drink called Beep. I really liked it, but you couldn’t find it everywhere. I wonder if this guy is having the same issue?) - That means you better get a receipt for just about everything
(Sound advice from any source.) - This will make “it” harder
(“It”?! What is “it”?! Should “it” be harder!? Or easier? Or softer!? I’m so confused! Please help me spam-man!) - webpages crapped
(As strange as it may be to think of an item comprised of bits, as opposed to atoms, actually defecating, I think I’ve actually seen webpages that do just that.)
This surely isn’t the end. Any good ones in your inbox?