- I feel bad. I think I walk through the same spider’s web every morning. Poor guy works all night, and I destroy it in an instant. #
- http://twitpic.com/45rsm – Playoff beard, day 13. Getting ready for #canucks round two! #
- @geoffgauthier I’m better looking than @GlenTrainor. in reply to geoffgauthier #
- One series left to determine in #nhl #playoffs. So long #rangers (good riddance). #
- Man, it’d be nice if there were actually some #people that wanted to follow me and not just a bunch of #bots or marketing #drones. #
- I guess I appeal to that mechanized, non-human part of society. Yay #cyborgs. #
- @geoffgauthier sorry wasn’t directed at people already following. You know I love you, man #iloveyouman #
- Wow, stunning come-from-behind win by the #canes. No great fan of #devils but was pullin for them for selfish reasons (hockey pool). #
- Yay! Another online marketing mentor has decided to follow me! Should I follow back? Maybe he can teach me how to get followers! Yay! #
- Seriously, when I tweet derisively about MLM gurus and life coaches, it doesn’t mean I want more MLM and life coaches to follow me. Dicks. #
- Haha. Yet everytime I mention mktrs and life coaches, I get 3 new followers! Let’s try: #hotchicks and #freebeer and see what that gets me #
- Huh. Doesn’t seem 2 b a lot of #hotchicks or #freebeer on twitter. All abt the marketing and life coaching, apparently. Not much fun in that #
- Needless to say, I expect the 10 new followers I have to be gone by morning. #
- @_Pix well, who wouldn’t! although life *couching* would go perfectly well with #freebeer and #hotchicks (assuming one digs #hotchicks). in reply to _Pix #
- @stephaniehayes Oh I didn’t forget them. You just won’t catch me tweeting about things I don’t have (i.e. #erectile_dysfunction or #money) in reply to stephaniehayes #
- @_Pix Keep trying though! Maybe one day you’ll type two-fingered, just like me! in reply to _Pix #
- @DawnaMackay I know they’re harmless, just think it’s funny that they keep coming. Do they honestly think I’ll follow back? Putzes. in reply to DawnaMackay #
- @ingridmorse YES! That’s exactly what I’m saying! should I retweet it? All #hotchicks should follow me and bring me more #freebeer! in reply to ingridmorse #
- And, uh, to be clear, I’m very happy with all the #hotchicks who have already chosen 2 follow me. You know who u are. I won’t let you down. #
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